Bikelapse from Tim Humphrey on Vimeo.

I love this video. My friend Rooney Toons (Tim) made it and has it on his website. He's also the one who took the heading picture of me on Franconia Ridge. One of the most genuine persons I've ever met...

Dream Bike...

...Selma.

	Jorts
	Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable. The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.